tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324292254734595622012-02-16T18:09:31.086-08:00Shelleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665046936241125752noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532429225473459562.post-55117800578334424542006-11-24T20:12:00.000-08:002006-11-24T20:53:05.739-08:00My name is Shelley. I am an artist. I will someday be known as that girl who created the "Regular Joes" line of products. I'm telling you, place your order today, because their gonna be big. Here's the story I plan to tell Oprah when I'm a guest on her next "How I became a kazillionaire show"-<br /><br />I bought a new sewing machine, took it home, started stitchin' and out came this wacky array of characters. Every "Regular Joe" is a one of a kind original, complete with personal biography and stuffed with coffee beans. <br /><br />Packed in coffee beans for maximum smelliness. They make great gifts, sit them in the kitchen or next to your computer. Regular Joes- A whimsically wacky, totally unique, sometimes disturbing, coffee reeking, bean stuffed delight!<br /><br />E-mail me at <a href="mailto:regularjoesdolls@yahoo.com">regularjoesdolls@yahoo.com</a> or call 214-726-6439 to place your odor! (Thats not a typo- get it? they smell like coffee- haha!)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2532429225473459562-5511780057833442454?l=regularjoesdolls.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shelleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665046936241125752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532429225473459562.post-26040926800064195382006-11-23T12:03:00.000-08:002006-11-23T12:06:44.617-08:00<a href="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes001.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes001.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div> </div><div> </div><div>This is Reggie.</div><div>He is currently living with his brother and</div><div>sister-in-law.</div><div>He works the graveyard shift at the gas station.</div><div>He drinks vanilla lattes to stay awake. </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2532429225473459562-2604092680006419538?l=regularjoesdolls.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shelleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665046936241125752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532429225473459562.post-65615218978996318962006-11-23T12:00:00.000-08:002006-11-23T12:03:01.157-08:00<a href="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes002.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes002.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div> </div><div> </div><div>This is Tom.</div><div>Tom lost his leg in the war.</div><div>He loves telling the story to</div><div>anyone who will listen </div><div>over a hot cup of</div><div>straight black coffee.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2532429225473459562-6561521897899631896?l=regularjoesdolls.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shelleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665046936241125752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532429225473459562.post-54905249633006541042006-11-23T11:58:00.000-08:002006-11-23T12:00:43.250-08:00<a href="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes003.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes003.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div> </div><div>Taylor is going through her dark phase.</div><div>She has suicidal tendencies.</div><div>She is currently in counseling.</div><div>She drinks chai tea, </div><div>to keep her soul alive.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2532429225473459562-5490524963300654104?l=regularjoesdolls.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shelleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665046936241125752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532429225473459562.post-70249536543229074932006-11-23T11:51:00.000-08:002006-11-23T11:57:47.643-08:00<a href="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes004.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes004.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div> </div><div> </div><div>This is Kenny.</div><div>He is currently single,</div><div>but on the prowl.</div><div>He is an insurance salesman.</div><div>His profile on Match.com says</div><div>he likes iced coffee.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2532429225473459562-7024953654322907493?l=regularjoesdolls.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shelleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665046936241125752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532429225473459562.post-52550191059147480352006-11-23T11:45:00.000-08:002006-11-23T11:50:43.309-08:00<a href="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes005.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes005.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div> </div><div>This is Kristopher.</div><div>With a K.</div><div>He loves singing and musical theatere.</div><div>He skips everywhere he goes.</div><div>His daily pick me up is a </div><div>large</div><div>cappuccino</div><div>with extra</div><div>foam.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2532429225473459562-5255019105914748035?l=regularjoesdolls.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shelleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665046936241125752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532429225473459562.post-5827773038807447362006-11-23T11:42:00.000-08:002006-11-23T11:45:00.744-08:00<a href="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes006.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes006.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div> </div><div> </div><div>This is Jeff.</div><div>He spends his days working at the local coffee shop</div><div>dreaming of becoming a millionare.</div><div>He likes expresso in his</div><div>ice cream.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2532429225473459562-582777303880744736?l=regularjoesdolls.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shelleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665046936241125752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532429225473459562.post-71305436376869571282006-11-23T11:32:00.000-08:002006-11-23T11:42:36.068-08:00<a href="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes007.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes007.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div> </div><div>This is Arthur.</div><div>He is a slow moving fry cook.</div><div>He drives a pimped out yellow Caddilac and</div><div>starts everyday with a huge cup of</div><div>decaffeninated joe.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2532429225473459562-7130543637686957128?l=regularjoesdolls.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shelleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665046936241125752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532429225473459562.post-82580026395034199922006-11-23T11:28:00.000-08:002006-11-23T11:30:52.179-08:00<a href="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes008.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes008.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div> </div><div>This is Rudy.</div><div>He hit the lottery a couple years ago.</div><div>He lives in a mansion in Malibu and</div><div>is currently dating Katie Couric.</div><div>They both love white chocolate mochas.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2532429225473459562-8258002639503419992?l=regularjoesdolls.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shelleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665046936241125752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532429225473459562.post-17089187776565182362006-11-23T11:19:00.000-08:002006-11-23T11:27:56.900-08:00<a href="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes009.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes009.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div> </div><div> </div><div>This is Betty.</div><div>Betty is retired but,</div><div>ALWAYS has something to do.</div><div>She enjoys </div><div>birdwatching,</div><div>gardening,</div><div>and </div><div>irish cream lattes with</div><div>a little booze in them.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2532429225473459562-1708918777656518236?l=regularjoesdolls.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shelleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665046936241125752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532429225473459562.post-23193032799890574502006-11-23T11:15:00.000-08:002006-11-23T11:18:58.938-08:00<a href="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes010.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o192/regularjoesdolls/RegularJoes010.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />This is Vinny.<br />He lives in his mom's basement.<br />He takes his dates out for spaghetti<br />and walks on the beach.<br />He spends his free time watching<br />Welcome Back Kotter and<br />guzzling Italian Sodas.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2532429225473459562-2319303279989057450?l=regularjoesdolls.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shelleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06665046936241125752noreply@blogger.com0