About Regular Joes

My name is Shelley. I am an artist. I will someday be known as that girl who created the "Regular Joes" line of products. I'm telling you, place your order today, because their gonna be big. Here's the story I plan to tell Oprah when I'm a guest on her next "How I became a kazillionaire show"-

I bought a new sewing machine, took it home, started stitchin' and out came this wacky array of characters. Every "Regular Joe" is a one of a kind original, complete with personal biography and stuffed with coffee beans.

Packed in coffee beans for maximum smelliness. They make great gifts, sit them in the kitchen or next to your computer. Regular Joes- A whimsically wacky, totally unique, sometimes disturbing, coffee reeking, bean stuffed delight!

E-mail me at regularjoesdolls@yahoo.com or call 214-726-6439 to place your odor! (Thats not a typo- get it? they smell like coffee- haha!)

Reggie

This is Reggie.

He is currently living with his brother and

sister-in-law.

He works the graveyard shift at the gas station.

He drinks vanilla lattes to stay awake.

Tom

This is Tom.

Tom lost his leg in the war.

He loves telling the story to

anyone who will listen

over a hot cup of

straight black coffee.

Taylor

Taylor is going through her dark phase.

She has suicidal tendencies.

She is currently in counseling.

She drinks chai tea,

to keep her soul alive.

Kenny

This is Kenny.

He is currently single,

but on the prowl.

He is an insurance salesman.

His profile on Match.com says

he likes iced coffee.

Kristopher

This is Kristopher.

With a K.

He loves singing and musical theatere.

He skips everywhere he goes.

His daily pick me up is a

large

cappuccino

with extra

foam.

Jeff

This is Jeff.

He spends his days working at the local coffee shop

dreaming of becoming a millionare.

He likes expresso in his

ice cream.